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Deprecated: Return type of WPCF7_Validation::offsetUnset($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetUnset(mixed $offset): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-content/plugins/contact-form-7/includes/validation.php on line 82 Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property Automattic\Jetpack\Connection\Manager::$error_handler is deprecated in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-content/plugins/jetpack/vendor/automattic/jetpack-connection/src/class-manager.php on line 93 Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property WPCOM_REST_API_V2_Endpoint_Instagram_Gallery::$is_wpcom is deprecated in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-content/plugins/jetpack/_inc/lib/core-api/wpcom-endpoints/class-wpcom-rest-api-v2-endpoint-instagram-gallery.php on line 23 Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property 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line 111 Deprecated: Return type of Requests_Utility_CaseInsensitiveDictionary::offsetExists($key) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetExists(mixed $offset): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-includes/Requests/Utility/CaseInsensitiveDictionary.php on line 40 Deprecated: Return type of Requests_Utility_CaseInsensitiveDictionary::offsetGet($key) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetGet(mixed $offset): mixed, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-includes/Requests/Utility/CaseInsensitiveDictionary.php on line 51 Deprecated: Return type of Requests_Utility_CaseInsensitiveDictionary::offsetSet($key, $value) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetSet(mixed $offset, mixed $value): void, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] 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EN VIASAT-NISSE VÆRDIG…

21/10/2009
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Totgeslagen…

“OG DET SKETE SÅ BARE IKK’, DET HER!!!”

Stress over alt for mange bolde i luften på hjemmebanen, alt for meget i gang – madlavning, opskriftskrivning, rengøring, vasketøj, telefonsamtale, ommøblering. Altså faktisk på én og samme gang.

Vil lige tjekke den mobil, jeg ikke står med for øret, den glider ud af de lettere adrenalin-dirrende hænder, griber ud og får den – næsten da, når bare lige at hamre den ind i et metalgreb under manøvren!!

Totalt og absolut død smadret ubrugelig telefon!

Det var en lærestreg af den slags, der svider!!

Gear ned, kvinde…

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22 Kommentarer

  • Reply Tanni 21/10/2009 at 18:13

    Åhhh nej ….. ser dyrt ud! Møg ærgeligt, øv .-( Look at the bright side … nu kan du med god samvittighed købe en Iphone??? eller …?

  • Reply Julia 21/10/2009 at 18:23

    Eh! Hvor trælst. Håber du finder en ny og lækker fon inden længe.

    /Julia

  • Reply mette b 21/10/2009 at 18:33

    Neeeeej, hvor træls for dig! Men som Tanni siger: nu er der basis for shopping ;o)

    Er det din første telefonsmadring? Jeg må sige, at i vores familie har vi været udsat for lidt af hvert:
    1 mast i en cykelkurv (min, lå nederst i tasken)
    1 i toilettet (morfars, blev reddet af en hårtørrer, tørret over flere dage)
    2 i vaskemaskinen (pigernes, i bukselommer)
    1 overophedet pga fugt (husbonds, havde den i løbebukselomme)
    1 tabt så mange gange at den hænger sammen med gaffa (størstepigens, den virker – for det meste)
    1 tabt i et badebassin (mindstepigens)
    2 mistede (de 2 mellemste pigers – de dukkede aldrig op igen)

    Nu sidder jeg så og kigger på listen – måske vi skulle sætte indkøb af mobiltelefoner på budgettet.

    Held med din nye mobil.
    KH

  • Reply Anette 21/10/2009 at 18:41

    Aj, Anne – ved første blik troede jeg du havde smadret din badevægt 🙂 Ved grundig kig så jeg det var en telefon – nå, min mor har altid sagt at intet varer evigt. Heller ikke en telefon og vær du glad for at det ikke var dit hoved der ramte – så da hellere en dum telefon. Og ja, så kan man jo med den hvideste hvide samvittighed shoppe en ny en af slagsen. Pas nu på dig selv, ikk!

  • Reply Diana Kaiser 21/10/2009 at 18:52

    Åh gys, jeg krydser fingre for at garantien dækker. Min Iphone er nemlig også lige død og Telia påstår at den har fået fugt og at det er min skyld, så ingen garanti, jeg kan bare købe en ny telefon, argh !!

  • Reply Anne 21/10/2009 at 19:02

    Der er, eller retter VAR, jo en IPhone, Tanni, men nu kan jeg så måske få mig én i hvid.
    Når jeg har sparet sammen…

    Jeg har en fin og ret ny Sony E, som kan bruges, Julia, jeg skal ikke ha’ andet, før der igen er moneter til en mage til den knuste…

    Det lyder ikke som en dum idé at lave en post i budgettet til mobiler, Mette, så uheldige har vi 7-9-13 ikke været, jeg har vist kun vasket et par stykke, og den ene af dem kom til at virke igen.
    Vores piger har været så gode til at passe på deres, så de er blevet belønnet med en toplækker en af slagsen, mage til fars og til i dag også mors…

    Ja ja, Anette, det kunne jeg sgi også godt ha’ lyst til at gøre ind imellem, sådan efter ferier og højtider, hvor den ordenligt har fået gas på lækkerifronten. Så er badevægten ikke den bedste ven 🙂
    Hovedet passer jeg på, og fra nu passer jeg også bedre på mobilen, og nu du siger hvid, ja så findes en I jo også i hvid, det er da sådan en jeg skal ha’…

    Nul garanti her, Diana, den er jo gammel, i alle tilfælde for gammel til at være dækket af noget som helst…

  • Reply Anette Damsgaard Bonde 21/10/2009 at 19:14

    Ai, hvor ærgerligt! Jeg føler med dig!
    Jeg har nemlig lige fået en ny iphone, og DEN er da ikke til at undvære. 🙂

  • Reply Helle K. 21/10/2009 at 20:17

    Shit os’

  • Reply djohanne 21/10/2009 at 21:42

    Nissen her prøvede at besvare et mobil-opkald via fjernbetjeningen til fjernsynet forleden:)
    Muligvis var jeg ude i en lidt overdreven form for multi-tasking.
    Måske skulle man overveje en af de der håndværker-modeller pakket ind i noget gummihylster!

  • Reply Sifka 21/10/2009 at 22:09

    Aj, Anne da!

  • Reply kagekonen 21/10/2009 at 22:11

    man fristes til at sige PISOSSE!!!!

  • Reply Mette 21/10/2009 at 22:31

    Uha, jeg er så glad for min old gamle Nokia, som kan falde på gulvet og gå skilt af. Vupti, så er den samlet igen og virker med det samme. Den kan, hvad den skal – holde mig i forbindelse med familien. Det er lige før, at jeg tror, at jeg kan trampe på den, uden der sker noget!

  • Reply Anne 22/10/2009 at 09:05

    Shit dækker temmelig godt, Helle 😉

    Ja, ind imellem går det lidt hurtigt, djohanne, her i huset bor der også én, der tager vækkeuret op til øret og siger pænt hallo, men det er nok ikke stress men det totalt modsatte, der sætter det i gang…

    Ja ups, Sifka…

    Det kunne være en mulighed, kagekone, plus lidt andet…

    Jeg er knap så nøjsom, som du, Mette, jeg kan godt li’ elektronisk bling.
    Nu har jeg så bare elektronisk bang-krash…

  • Reply Marianne Holm Thomsen 22/10/2009 at 10:49

    Det gør bare så ondt, stod med min nye Phone3s i sidste uge og så på en lignende skade. Heldigvis virker min stadig, men bander hver gang jeg ser på revnen.

  • Reply Anne 22/10/2009 at 10:58

    Hov, Anette, du var blevet fanget i spamfilteret!
    Men nu er du her og velkommen 🙂
    Og du har helt ret, den er da ikke til at undvære, men den er på den anden side også en anelse pebret, så derfor er jeg lige lidt afventede…

    Og også velkommen til dig, Marianne.
    Heldige dig, en revne kunne jeg leve med, men på min er det kun den øverste centimeter af skærmen, der er liv i, og så er den altså ret svært at bruge 😉

  • Reply Louise 22/10/2009 at 15:53

    Jeg tænkte også bare pisos…
    (Lov mig at lave være med noget HTC… Jeg har en, der er fra maj 2008, den virker ikke mere.)

  • Reply Anette Damsgaard Bonde 22/10/2009 at 16:03

    Tak! Så tog jeg alligevel mod til mig … 😉
    – osse et lidt forsinket tak for opskriften på karrysalat. Den er vidunderlig og et stort hit her i huset!

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  • Reply Anne 22/10/2009 at 19:31

    Det bliver helt sikkert en IPhone igen, Louise, jeg er gift med the king of Mac 🙂

    Jamen velbekomme da, Anette, godt at jeg så fik skrevet den ned, den karrysalat.
    Uhmmm sådan en sildemad med høj karry på, det kunne jeg faktisk lige spise…

  • Reply Tina 24/10/2009 at 18:42

    Hejsa:)
    Er det “kun” glasset, der er i stykker?
    Det er jeg rimelig sikker på, kan udskiftes!
    V.h. Tina-ny kigger her på bloggen.)

  • Reply Anne 26/10/2009 at 17:36

    Arj det er ikke kun glasset, Tina, desværre, der er koks i selve skærmbilledet, men i morgen bliver den sendt afsted til rep. og jeg glæder mit allerede til at få den tilbage…

  • Reply Anne Marie 05/11/2009 at 21:43

    Jeg føler med deg! 🙂

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