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Symfony_EventDispatcher_EventDispatcherInterface::dispatch(): Implicitly marking parameter $event as nullable is deprecated, the explicit nullable type must be used instead in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-content/plugins/worker/src/Symfony/EventDispatcher/EventDispatcherInterface.php on line 36 Deprecated: MWP_Extension_HitCounter::increment(): Implicitly marking parameter $dateTime as nullable is deprecated, the explicit nullable type must be used instead in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-content/plugins/worker/src/MWP/Extension/HitCounter.php on line 37 Deprecated: Return type of WPCF7_FormTag::offsetExists($offset) should either be compatible with ArrayAccess::offsetExists(mixed $offset): bool, or the #[\ReturnTypeWillChange] attribute should be used to temporarily suppress the notice in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-content/plugins/contact-form-7/includes/form-tag.php on line 396 Deprecated: Return type of 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Using ${var} in strings is deprecated, use {$var} instead in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-content/plugins/jetpack/modules/calypsoify/class-jetpack-calypsoify.php on line 136 Deprecated: Using ${var} in strings is deprecated, use {$var} instead in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-content/plugins/jetpack/modules/calypsoify/class-jetpack-calypsoify.php on line 137 Deprecated: Using ${var} in strings is deprecated, use {$var} instead in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-content/plugins/jetpack/modules/simple-payments/simple-payments.php on line 219 Deprecated: Using ${var} in strings is deprecated, use {$var} instead in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-content/plugins/jetpack/modules/simple-payments/simple-payments.php on line 220 Deprecated: Using ${var} in strings is deprecated, use {$var} instead in 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Deprecated: Using ${var} in strings is deprecated, use {$var} instead in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-content/plugins/jetpack/modules/simple-payments/simple-payments.php on line 275 Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property POMO_FileReader::$is_overloaded is deprecated in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-includes/pomo/streams.php on line 26 Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property POMO_FileReader::$_pos is deprecated in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-includes/pomo/streams.php on line 29 Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property POMO_FileReader::$_f is deprecated in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-includes/pomo/streams.php on line 160 Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property MO::$_gettext_select_plural_form is deprecated in /customers/f/4/6/hverkenfuglellerfisk.dk/httpd.www/wp-includes/pomo/translations.php on line 293 Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property POMO_FileReader::$is_overloaded is 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KORTSLUTNING….

05/01/2006
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Hvis du har:
  • Tøsepigerne med høje gennemtrængende stemmer
  • Ditto med et højt fysisk aktivitets-niveau
  • Et 2 etages hus med etageadskillelse af træ
  • Stue ovenpå, uden dør til trappen
  • Lettere støj-følsomme ører
  • Kort lunte

SKAL DU IKKE KØBE EYE-TOY TIL DIN PLAYSTATION!!!

Jeg er på randen af et nervøst sammenbrud, de larmer mere end en SFO med 140 rollinger, og da jeg ydmygt beder om en lille pause, hvæses der med slet skjult had:

“Så skulle du jo nok ikke ha’ købt det, vel…..!!!!”

2 valgmuligheder:

  1. Vær en heks, hiv hovederne af tøserne og kast resterne for løverne
  2. Vær meget forstående og pædagogisk (gerne påtaget), inviter dem til på skift at sidde i alrummet og lytte til de andres udskejelser foran TV’et, mens du med meget sigende mine ligesom antyder “Synes du det er rart at sidde her nu?” smile-smile-smile

Jeg hælder egentlig mest til 1, men lod mig lokke af mit veluddannede pædagogiske-psykologiske jeg, og afholdt en runde med nr.2……
Det virkede!!!!!!!

Jeg vil skrabe mine sidste skillinger ud af pungen, og så skal underetagen i dette hus blive udstyret med tv til den slags vilde aktiviteter, for hvorfor var det ellers lige du købte spillet 😉

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3 Kommentarer

  • Reply Bettina 05/01/2006 at 23:20

    Kære Anne – jeg vil sende dig mange tanker angående din tane Sus’ død – omend forsinket, skal det gøres!
    Tøse-beretningen lyder som min fremtid her i huset… *gulp*

  • Reply Anne 05/01/2006 at 23:32

    Glæd dig bare, siger jeg, da vi var ovre debatten omk. larmen, så skulle vi i gang med ugeopgave i matematik, skrig og skrål, og små hysteriske fnys fra både mor og datter..
    Små børn, små problemer, store børn, ja gæt selv 😉
    Tak for tankerne, de varmer alle.
    KH Anne.

  • Reply Dorte 07/01/2006 at 14:42

    Jeg har først lige opdaget din blog – men jeg kommer bestemt tilbage !! Den er jo fyldt med fantastiske beretninger, flotte og inspirerende fotos!
    EyeToy er altså sjovt – prøv selv at deltage – så er det pludselig dig, der råber og griner, mens du flagrer med arme og ben. God motion og godt for humøret !
    Prøv det – prøv det !
    Kh Dorte

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