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DUMMKOPF…

05/08/2010
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Ind imellem glemmer jeg altså at tænde for hovedet, når det skal bruges.

Ind imellem tænker jeg med den anden ende af kroppen, og helt ærligt, der er virkelig rigeligt at tænke med dér, så hvordan kan det gå så galt for mig?!

Ja jeg spørger bare…

Nu er det ikke sådan noget med uoprettelig skade, en halv million ned i afløbet eller evigt uvenskab med en frænde, det handler bare om et par nøgle garn, men det irriterer sgi altså min blindtarm så rigeligt alligevel.

Forestil jer følgende scenarie:

Sophie plager – bare lige lidt – sin gamle mor om det ene og det andet stykke strik til gravide veninder og kolleger.

Mor er lettere tilbageholdende, måske i virkeligheden en lille smule fedtet med strikke til folk, hun ikke selv er i berøring med.


Men ak – Sophie er kendt viden om for sine store plagetalenter og det ender selvfølgelig også med, at mor hiver pinde og opskrifter frem og går på jagt i de hjemlige lagre. Et eller andet må der vel være der, bare nogle få okay nøgler, der kan transformeres til brugbart lilleputstrik.

Og sørme ja – op ad skuffen danser der et par nøgler blød alpaca og et nøgle farveskiftende, der vist er indkøbt en eftermiddag under lettere nedsmeltning.

Fint og udemærket garn til en lille retrillet vendestrikstrøje – sæt i gang med hjemmestrik til baby nummer 1…


Strikke-strikke-strikke.

Det går så let og ubesværet og det lille arbejde vokser med lynets hast.

Mor sidder i sofaen, nyder en stille aften med lidt kærlighed i flimmerkassen.


Men hov – hvad er nu den af??

Det svinder alt for hurtigt i det stribede uld!?


Aaaahhaaa – mor har med hovedet oppe i sin brede simpelthen strikket mest med det garn, der var mindst af!

Kloge kloge mor!!


Det betyder vel så, at én ender med at måtte indkøbe mere af det garn, som blev forsøgt udryddet og så kommer til at sidde tilbage med et halvt nøgle af det og så en hel del af det garn, som hun egentlig skulle ha’ strikket op i de brede striber.

Dummkopf…

Men hva’ fa’en – det er jo bare garn og jeg kender heldigvis et stort sort hul, der til evig tid kan opsluge de meter, der ikke ønskes tilbage i godteskufferne.

Så der ryger det ned, det irriterende garn, når der ikke skal bruges mere af det og så snakkes der ikke mere om den sag!

Vel!!

Og jeg ser nu, at da jeg først var gået i gang med at dumme mig, så fortsatte jeg åbenbart hen over fotodoku-momentet!

Det er da i alle tilfælde et yderst uskrapt billede, der er tilføjet her.

Men det ene skal vel passe til det andet.

Og så Go’nat…

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37 Kommentarer

  • Reply Eva 06/08/2010 at 05:17

    Det bliver så godt nok en meget fin lille trøje. Så skidt med det andet.

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:20

      Ja, Eva, skidt med det og mon ikke jeg finder noget, at bruge det overskydende garn til alligevel…

  • Reply Jane 06/08/2010 at 05:46

    Intet er så skidt, at det ikke er godt for noget 🙂
    Nu ender du jo med at ha masser tilbage af det dejlige bløde alpaca 😉
    Trøjen bliver ihvertfald superflot.

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:21

      Jeg forsøgte jo at udrydde og nedbringe, Jane 😉

  • Reply Anne 06/08/2010 at 06:20

    Tænk på at du glæder to….næ tre parter…din datter, modtageren og dem der aftager, det der ikke skal tilbage i godteskuffen …det er da en win-win situation Anne…intet mindre.

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:21

      Aftageren af rester er oftest vores brændeovn, Anne, og den er altså ikke i gang for tiden, men den bliver da glad til efteråret så 🙂

  • Reply Mettetation 06/08/2010 at 06:52

    Den bliver da laekker, Anne. Kan resten ikke gaa til en stribet “Gro djaevlehue” og lidt ekstra mor-credit? 😉

  • Reply Frau Putz 06/08/2010 at 06:54

    Aber so schön.

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:22

      Wunderbar og schön simpelthen…

  • Reply Tora 06/08/2010 at 07:29

    Men så blir jo den lille jakken vakker, da. Mon tro om du ikke skulle lære henne der Sophie å strikke i stedet? Men det er kanskje en tapt sak..

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:22

      Jeg har forsøgt, Tora, men hun påstår, at hun har for varme hænder og jeg vil næsten give hende ret.
      Men hun er dygtig til at brodere, så måske kan vi bytte tjenester…

      • Reply Tora 09/08/2010 at 11:48

        Om du strikker, kan du jo la henne brodere noe som kan forvandles til noen slags tulipaner & tomater. Ikke noe dårlig bytte det, i såfall..

  • Reply yt 06/08/2010 at 08:59

    Ærgeligt for det nogle skønne farver 😉
    Mon du var lidt træt i dit lille hovede oven på ferie og arbejdsstart.

    Om igen 😉

    Knus Yt.

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:23

      Det var helt sikker derfor, Yt, for jeg er jo ellers ret god til at tænke mig om, ikk’ 😉

  • Reply djohanne 06/08/2010 at 10:02

    Herhjemme kender jeg også til de talrige udliciteringer mine unger har lavet.
    “Nøj den er fin”,
    “Ja den har min mor lavet, og hun kan sagtens lave en til dig osse!”
    Din ubevidste sans for det smukke har valgt at fordelingen af garnet skulle være sådan, hvor der den fin og fnuglet.

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:23

      Vi er spændt hårdt for, Hanne 🙂

  • Reply Charlotte Illum Larsen 06/08/2010 at 10:15

    og jeg har jo også selv været der… og man skal huske at grine af det også… knus fra Ærø

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:24

      Jeg griner alt det jeg kan, Charlotte, højt endda, for det er da en dummert, der vil noget…

  • Reply Britt 06/08/2010 at 16:28

    Jeg synes det er rart at vide at der ude i Verden er andre der laver samme slags fejl som jeg af og til gør 🙂

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:24

      Vi er vist mange, Britt…

  • Reply karen 06/08/2010 at 17:27

    Det høres ut til å være akkurat noe sånn som jeg kunne har rotet meg bort i… Men den blir jo sinnsykt fin den lille jakken!

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:25

      Ja, den bliver fin i de bløde farver. Karen…

  • Reply Britt 06/08/2010 at 19:03

    Hæhæ – til gengæld er den rigtig fin!

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:25

      Hæhæ gnækker du, Britt, husk at det kan ramme en selv, husk på Nemesis 🙂

  • Reply Elsebeth 06/08/2010 at 21:43

    det kan ske for selv den bedste – det er hermed bevist…
    Og så vil jeg bare lige sige tusind tak for at henlede min opmærksomhed på amio. Jeg er blevet forelsket mere end én gang allerede.

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:26

      Jamen velbekomme da, pas godt på Dankortet 😉

  • Reply Tina - omme i London 07/08/2010 at 00:25

    Arrrghhhh! SGI DA OGSAA!

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:26

      Man kunne næsten fristes til bare et enkelt lille bandeord, Tina…

  • Reply KirstenK 07/08/2010 at 06:30

    Det kunne have været mig det der…sådan noget dummkpferi gør jeg tit!

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:27

      Vi har nok for travlt, Kirsten!?
      Kan den undskyldning ikke bruges…

  • Reply Bebiane 07/08/2010 at 16:11

    Dejligt…godt gået 🙂

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:27

      Ja ikk’ – vildt godt gået…

  • Reply Solveig 07/08/2010 at 17:53

    Men du så vakre fargar. Den blir lekker!!

    God helg!

    • Reply Anne 08/08/2010 at 16:28

      Den bliver nemlig lækker, Solveig, og så pyt med fejlen…

  • Reply Beate 13/08/2010 at 07:30

    🙂

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