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38 Kommentarer

  • Reply Tineke 04/11/2010 at 08:44

    Mon vi kan bytte lidt, bare så’n en uges tid? Jeg har i udvalg, 1 styks drenge teenager, med nogenlunde samme egenskaber (DOG uden svipperier med håret)….

    • Reply Anne 04/11/2010 at 09:50

      Jeg troede ellers, at det var nemmere med drenge, Tineke, men der er jeg da vist blevet snydt så 😉

  • Reply Annette 04/11/2010 at 08:55

    Også her er der periodiske tilfælde… hi hi… her er kombinationen dreng/pige…som lige giver helheden et twist….

    • Reply Anne 04/11/2010 at 09:51

      Gætter jeg helt forkert, Annette, hvis jeg satser på, at det oftest er pigen, der overfuser drengen…

  • Reply Lone H 04/11/2010 at 09:02

    Ha ha ha 😀 – her har kun været en enkelt (som er flyttet hjemmefra)
    De er så søde, når de sover 😉

    • Reply Anne 04/11/2010 at 09:51

      SÅ søde, når de sover, Lone, og stille…

  • Reply Bettina 04/11/2010 at 09:06

    Ellers tak, vi er ved at brygge vores egne. 😉
    Satser på yderst kompetent teen-tortur om blot få år.

    • Reply Anne 04/11/2010 at 09:51

      Husk at holde lidt igen med hvæse-dråberne, når du blander miksturen, Bettina…

  • Reply Anita 04/11/2010 at 09:22

    Gad vide, hvor det temperament kommer fra… 😉

    • Reply Anne 04/11/2010 at 09:52

      Ja, det tænker jeg virkelig også på, Anita, gad vide hvor…

  • Reply Ellen 04/11/2010 at 09:30

    min mand siger det er derfor man skal have haft dem fra små af ! jeg synes allerede vi er startet træningen nu hvor pigerne er 2 og 3½ ! Mon ikke man med ca 18-20 års træning begynder at lære triksene? Det håber jeg 🙂 sådan at de bliver hyggelige at få besøg af når de er flyttet hjememfra :-))

    • Reply Anne 04/11/2010 at 09:53

      Hvis man først fik dem leveret i fuldt teen-flot, Ellen, så ville man dø!!

      Heldigvis er det de færreste dage, at de vælger at vise deres værste side på samme tid 😉

  • Reply Newyorkerbyheart 04/11/2010 at 09:31

    *LOL* hvor lokkende og godt du end “sælger” dem, så tror jeg at jeg pænt takker nej 😀

    Mange hilsner
    Birthe

    • Reply Anne 04/11/2010 at 09:54

      Det kunne ellers bringe lidt fut ind i din hverdag, Birthe, og de ville i alle tilfælde være søde omkring spisetid med de gode retter, du laver 🙂

  • Reply Linda 04/11/2010 at 09:41

    Hm… lyder bekendt. Råber de også ting som: du ødelægger mit liv! Jeg har fri, så skal jeg ikke rydde op!!

    • Reply Anne 04/11/2010 at 09:56

      De har endnu ikke beskyldt mig for at ødelægge deres liv, Linda, ikke højt i alle tilfælde.
      Men jeg bærer skylden for alt muligt andet, så mon ikke kun, at det er et spørgsmål om tid.

      Lauras “bedste” replik i går:
      Og sådan dér skal du bare overhovedet ikke tale til mig, hmpffff!

      Det var da jeg bad hende gå i seng kl 22.37.
      For 3. gang.
      Lidt skarp stemme måske…

  • Reply Sonnie 04/11/2010 at 09:47

    Ja tak, jeg tager dem begge. – jeg elsker gråt hår.

    • Reply Anne 04/11/2010 at 09:57

      Det gør jeg sådan set også, Sonnie, vil bare hellere få det på en lidt mildere måde…

  • Reply djohanne 04/11/2010 at 09:49

    Hvilken rubrik indrykker man den slags under i DBA.
    Jeg har et par stykker der med garntrisse kan slå alt og alle i synkron-plageri ;))

    • Reply Anne 04/11/2010 at 09:57

      I kategorien Våben vil jeg tro…

  • Reply Nanna 04/11/2010 at 09:52

    Måske I vil bytte med et par – også højtelskede – små varyler? Den største klager konstant over den lille vil være med, den lille konstant over den store ikke vil lade ham være med. Skal hjælpes med at spise, tage tøj på, have skiftet ble (dog kun den mindste 😉 ryde op – ja faktisk alt ting. Sprede kontant kaos hvor de er – ting skal helst ikke ligge i reoler, men spredt på gulvet. Og ja i løbet af natten, så sørger de for, at man bliver mindet om, at man er i live – man skulle jo nødig bare sove sådan en hel nat.

    • Reply Anne 04/11/2010 at 09:59

      Vi har været der, Nanna, der hvor man løber rundt og mangler 4-5 arme.
      Dog skal det siges, at de indtil skolealderen var hinandens allerbedste venner, hyggede og legede og sang dagen lang, det gjorde det meget nemmere at være blækspruttemor.

      Og det der med nattesøvnen, Amanda holdt op med at komme ind, da hun var 12, så du har da tid til at nyde det endnu 🙂

  • Reply Susanne 04/11/2010 at 10:13

    Mine piger er i dag 26 og 29, men jeg kan rigtig godt huske, hvordan det var – og det kan de også – fat mod – de bliver “normale” igen omkring 18-19 års alderen.

  • Reply Helle Læsø 04/11/2010 at 10:59

    Vi ka’ bytt’ 😉

  • Reply Pia 04/11/2010 at 11:43

    Hihi hvor har jeg selv tit haft lyst til at indrykken en sådan annonce ogjeg har endda kun en ægte teen. Den anden er en otte årig med teen tendenser !!! Tror dog bare tilværelsen ville være aldeles kedelig uden de skønne væsner :-))

  • Reply Gitte Joensen 04/11/2010 at 12:21

    Sikke en skøn annonce – da min søn var lille, havde vi i medborgerhuset en byttecentral i kælderen. Det handlede mest at folk kunne bytte musik og tøj – men vores søn troede, at forældre også kunne bytte børn, hvis de blev for slemme – guderne må vide, hvor han fik den ide fra.

  • Reply Kirsten 04/11/2010 at 13:26

    Næh tak, ellers tak. For det første har jeg allerede aldeles bedårende gråt hår. Og for det andet har jeg været igennem det med de to store. Nu har vi kun en 12-årig pige hjemme, som som regel er ret fredelig, men dog momentvis afslører at hun har potentiale til at blive en rigtig teenager.
    Jeg kan tilføje at jeg synes det er fantastisk at have voksne børn. Man kan jo ligefrem snakke med dem, når de kommer hjem på besøg. 🙂

    Fat mod.

  • Reply Gitte 04/11/2010 at 14:37

    Ellers tak, nu har vi jo lige fået luft igen… Haves: 1 stk ung mand på 20 og 1 stk ung dame på 18, begge incl. usikre sengetider (især ifm weekends), og begge med veloverstået teen-raseri, så de er lette at gå til. Ønskes: børnebørn men først om adskillige år. Indtil da er min mand og jeg på lånemarkedet – har af og til fornøjelsen af nevøer på 2 og 5 år. Det bliver man nostalgisk af!
    Er det ikke bare skønt at have haft muligheden for at få børn? De har bragt os usigelig glæde, selvom der naturligvis har været et par knaster ind imellem.

  • Reply Tora 04/11/2010 at 14:45

    Hehe, jeg gleder meg!

  • Reply Tante T 04/11/2010 at 14:50

    En anden gang måske, – pt har jeg nok i “duracell et, to og tre! (10, 12 og 13 år)
    😀 😀 😀

  • Reply Britta 04/11/2010 at 15:01

    Jeg synes nu at det er rigeligt med en 5 årig!
    VI havde følgende samtale i aftes:

    Rasmus: “hvorfor skal jeg altid lave ting for dig. Far kan sætte tallerkener på bordet! Du gør aldrig noget for mig”.
    Mig: “Hvem laver din mad?”
    Rasmus: (surt) Dig.
    Mig: “Hvem vasker dit tøj?”.
    Rasmus: “Mor jeg gider altså ikke snakke med dig!”.

    Det er da altid noget at han er ved at lære hvornår han har tabt 😉

  • Reply Lene 04/11/2010 at 15:03

    Herligt indlæg Anne,og måske siger de som min datter, da hun blev 18 år: er du ikke glad, mor, over at det er overstået! 🙂

  • Reply Solrun 04/11/2010 at 16:25

    Du fik et stort smil på mine læber

  • Reply Dorte D. 04/11/2010 at 17:32

    Jeg kunne ikke lade være med at smile. Det lyder som en nøjagtig beskrivelse af mine “teens”, – mine er bare drenge. Jeg tænker at det er nu den store forældre prøve skal bestås. Gad vide om min tålmodighed rækker så langt …..

  • Reply Ida 04/11/2010 at 18:57

    Det lyder jo lovende for de næste epoker to come! 🙂 Har tre styks, der jævnligt træner i forskellige færdigheder, som med stor sandsynlighed vil være klar til perfektion når vi rammer noget med noget ‘teen…’
    Heldigvis for dem elsker man dem hele vejen. Osse selvom der er nogle dage, hvor de bare er sødest, når de sover!
    God vind!

  • Reply Lisa 04/11/2010 at 20:14

    Ha ha – ved lige hvad du mener…
    Nogen gange får jeg lyst til at blive hovedperson i “Sporløs” – simpelthen stikke af fra hele menageriet. Det varer sjældent mere end 5 sekunder, men hvor giver tanken bare lige 5 sek fantastisk følelse, hvorefter den overmanden af et NNNEEEJJJ da!! Jeg kan da ikke undvære dem….
    Bagefter rammes jeg af en lettere skyldfølelse, som dog hurtigt går over, når jeg spørger
    mig selv: “Ville jeg egentlig lade andre mennesker behandle mig sådan?”
    Ville jeg finde mig i at lade mig vække hver halvanden time i 1 år? Osv osv osv
    Hvor lærer man bare sig selv at kende ved at få børn. Og hvor finder man dog ud af hvor højt, det er muligt at elske.
    Go´ aften til dig og dine smukke piger.

  • Reply Lene Møller 04/11/2010 at 21:36

    åh – du fantastiske hverdag!

  • Reply Dortheivalo 04/11/2010 at 22:24

    Mine var også til salg i går aftes (to piger på 13 og 14) Min hukommelse er heldigvis kort, og jeg blev først mindet om “vanskeligheder” (:-)) da jeg læste dit indlæg. Jeg takker også pænt nej tak. Jeg har rigeligt i mine egne

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